Now, I could bang on for some time about my history with Art, so I won't. Suffice it to say that although I would describe myself as a creative person, I would not describe myself as an artistic (in the visual art sense) one. I do, however, like writing - the physical process, I mean. I love the feel of pens in my hand and the experience of making marks on a page. So when I came across a process from DaisyYellow called slow journaling (sic - it's American), as demonstrated by Leslie Herger, I found myself desperate (I do not exaggerate) to try it. So I did. And I took some pictures, because I realised that a) it's nice to have a record; b) for me, it took away the fear of messing things up, because I would have a photo of the stage before and c) BECAUSE I CAN (cf iPhone).
So I'm going to be very brave and post them. Oh - one other thing. The idea of doing this with words of my own was too much for me in a first attempt, so I took as my text the fine Scottish song Ye Canna Shove Yer Granny Off A Bus (my phonetics). There are other verses, but they lack the high moral tone of verse 1, so I have not used them. Ready?
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| Stage 1 |
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| Stage 2 |
Stage 1 - draw boxes with wavy lines
Stage 2 - write words and go over outline of boxes. For those of you who like pens (and if you don't, I'm sorry. I mean I'm sorry you don't like pens) I used a Pilot V5 hi-tecpoint 0.5
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| Stage 3 |
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| Stage 4 |
Stage 4 - go over outlines messily with Sharpies to match the watercolours. Nearly. (My own idea! Not to do it messily, though.) NB I don't know what's going on with the text here - I can't get it to space properly - sorry.)
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| Stage 5 |
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| Stage 6 |
Stage 6 - go for it with Sharpie-ing and add more helpful instructions.
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| Stage 6 |
Stage 6 - admire my handiwork and nearly drink paintwater instead of tea.
Stage 7 - realise there are two Stage 6. Er - Stage 6s. Sixes. Stages 6. Whatever.
So - the result is far from perfect but I had fun doing it and learned a lot. Ooh - musical interlude.
Thanks for reading. And remember what not to do with your Granny.






